gertax

das Topic heisst "das Polini Kompendium" oder du schaust bei Dienstleistungs-Angebote, da ist ein Motor von mir drin

für welche px? gebogene oder gerade Schaufeln?

ja mindestens parallel zum Kolbendach, besser 1,5-3 Grad steiler

Summer Night It was a hot summer night. Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find it's way to her nipple... I was so excited! I never milked a cow before... Der hier is gut!: Plane Problems After every flight, pilots complete a gripe sheet which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The form is a piece of paper that the pilot completes, and then the mechanics read and correct the problem. They then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems, as submitted by QANTAS pilots, and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, Quantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident. P = The problem logged by the pilot. S = The solution and action taken by the engineers. P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough. S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what they're there for. P: IFF inoperative. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with words. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. Broken Watch An American tourist was visiting in the Netherlands. During his stay in Amsterdam his watch stopped running. He asked one of the locals where he could get his watch fixed. The tourist was guided to the Jewish section of town. He was then directed toward a shop that had clocks displayed in the window. The American tourist entered the shop. Inside, behind a desk, sat an elderly Jewish man with a full beard. TOURIST: Hello. JEWISH MAN: Hello. TOURIST: I came here to have my watch fixed. JEWISH MAN: Sorry, I don't fix watches. I am a Mohel. TOURIST What's a Mohel? JEWISH MAN: A Mohel is a Jewish Man who performs ritual circumcisions. TOURIST: Ritual circumcisions! But why do you have all those clocks in the window?! JEWISH MAN: So what would you suggest I have in my window? Eyes According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.......Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female......A good movie, concert, play or book. Male......Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex A quiz The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional." ANSWERS are given at the end. The questions are NOT that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? 4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? ANSWERS 1 The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. Open the refrigerator put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. Wrong Answer! Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through previous actions. 3. Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true ability. 4. Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

Q: What were the first words Adam said to Eve? A: "Stand back, I don't know how big this thing's gonna get!" Male dentists are the only men in our society who can routinely tell women to shut their mouths and not be slapped for telling them. A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: 'Wow that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man.' "The man then replies: 'Yeah, well, we were married 35 years.'" Prayers A Girls Prayer: Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy is thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the dweep you sent me instead. Amen. A Boy's Prayer: Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen Don't Laugh! Roger went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh." "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Roger said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen. Unable to control himself, the doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen." Statue A woman was in bed with her lover, when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered." Just pretend you're a statue." "What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too." No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen, and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here," he said to the "statue," "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smith's for three days, and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."

His and hers diary entries Her Side of the Story: He was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a pub for a drink, I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it. The conversation was very slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was still acting a bit funny, so I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no but I wasn't really sure. So anyway, in the car on the way back home I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he didn't say it back or anything, this is really worrying me. We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV and sat with a distant look in his eyes that seemed to say 'its all over between us'. Reluctantly, I said I was going to bed, then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise he responded to my advances and we made love. But he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he is seeing someone else and that my life is a disaster. His side of the story: England lost. Got a shag though.

das findet man wenn man nach wuchten bzw wuchtfaktor sucht, waren jetzt zuviele links um sie alle zu posten, ausserdem findet man noch die Ergebnisse von André's Messung zum Gewicht von Kolben und Pleul, Ergebins ist dass eine Worb-Schami+Malossi Kolben ca 50% hat und eine Orig 200er ca 40%!

wenn du lust hast such doch mal das alte topic vom andré, dort steht drin wie er's gemacht hat, auch auf 40% wenn ich mich recht erinnere und mit Wuchtfaktor angefangen hat glaub ich der Volker

Hammerite drüberstreichen und Riffelblech an den strategisch wichtigen Punkten verschrauben, stabiler als Original, und die kleinen Löcher von den Schrauben kannst auch ohne Probs wieder zuschweissen!

bist du vorher O-Lüfterrad gefahren? Kann es eigentlich sein dass die Schaufeln von PK und HP4 exakt gleich groß sind?

stimmt, ich hab mehrere Namen hier! buuuahahahahahahahaha! :grins: Vielleicht hab ich mir auch die Frage selber gestellt?! ich glaub ich geh jetzt mit Timas und Timas was trinken

mein 30er geb ich NIE MEHR her! einstellen geht so: Nadel auf mittlere Raste, 22,5er ND und Schieber ca 4.0 (läuft aber mit allen ab 3,5 gut) Dann HD im Bereich von 230-280 ausprobieren, fertig! Obwohl der 80er PJ auch noch kleiner sein könnte (so 40-60) läuft der Gaser immer TOP! Ok, vielleicht noch 15s mit der Luftschraube und dem Standgas rumspielen...

waren glaub 11PS und ein 20/20er Vergaser, hast du auch die ETS Banane dazu? AUf den Fotos hab ich gestern glaube ich einen Originalauspuff gesehen!

pass noch auf jeden Fall die Quetschfläche vom Kopf an den Polini Kolben an! Der Vorteil den ich darin sehe liegt eigentlich nur in der O-Ringdichtung, ich glaube nicht dass DIE Zentrale Kerze was bringt

hol dir nen 30er TMX und du wirst glücklich damit werden!

mein beileid hdk

achso, du gehst erst noch hin?!

erst am WE wenn wir wieder daheim sind...

ja, kannst den mal vermessen?

gibts überhaupt welche?

genau, her damit jörg! ...der hat gar nichts mit dem pmevo gemein, wie kommst du darauf lucifer?

ab BJ 90 braust theoretisch so eine

um den mir nachgesagten Ruf, wenn das vögeln topic oben steht steht auch mein Name dabei nachzukommen´... *HOCHHOL*

die Ringe brechen bei 70% Auslassbreite bei 12500 U/min, die Malossi Ringe halten ein weing mehr aus

finde auch man sollte sich nochmal mit der Person in Verbindung setzen bevor man sowas schreibt, denn so kann man bestimmt nachträglich nichts mehr regeln