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Sacht ma wenn meine Reuse mittem im vollen Gange bei Vollgas auf ner Strecke plötzlich kurz abkackt kann das an der Hitze liegen? Is mir am WE passiert und es hat mich gewundert....

Das ist wohl so weil usere Gesellschaft immer noch die Bundeswehr mit dem dritten Reich in Verbindung bringt (WARUM AUCH IMMER SON SCHWACHSINN!) und uns als Nachkriegsgeneration immer noch Schuldgefühle eingeredet werden was unsere Vorfahren so verzapft haben damals! Aufgrunddessen hat Patriotismus( Patriotismus ist eine Haltung die durch eine tief empfundene und verinnerlichte Verbundenheit mit dem eigenen Vaterland oder einer Wahlheimat geprägt ist und durch gemeinsame Abstammung, ethnische, politische und/oder kulturelle Zugehörigkeit motiviert sein kann.) und die damit verbundene Vaterlandsliebe auch immer gleich einen negativen Beigeschmack hierzulande (was mich ziemlich ankotzt denn ich bin weder rechts noch sympathisiere ich mit Nationalsozialisten!), sondern ich leibe einfach mein Land, finde es toll hier zu leben und es im Notfall zu verteidigen. Alle anderen Länder sind Stolz auf ihre Soldaten und haben da kein Problem mit was ich echt beneide.

die ratte verlässt das sinkende schiff --> FSSC -1

bremsspur in der Buchse ---> Bierschiss

sagt mal wart ihr alle zu besoffen oder was? :plemplem:

stahlende augen--> zuviel Stahl in der Tusche

Wer war das der da aufgetreten is?

nix zu erben --> Wimpern färben

Taschendieb --_> arme Oma

Fir tree (Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress well, loves anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them, hard to trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes idleness and laziness after long demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented, unselfish, many friends, very reliable. Ohja da is watt Wahres dran! Ich habe einen aussergewöhnlichen wenn nich sogar gewühnungsbedüfrtigen Geschmack (was Männer angeht... :wasntme: ), kümmer mich gerne um andere, bin eine SOZIALER SCHMETTERLING hrhrhr :love: , manchmal ruhig, und seeeeeeehr verlässlich....jaja...

WHAT TREE DID YOU FALL FROM? Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat accurate. Then send it to your friends, including the one that sent it to you, so they can find out what tree they fell from, but don't forget to change the subject line to your tree. Find your tree below and see what you are like... Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree Mar 21 (only) - Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree Jun 24 (only) - Birch Tree Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree Sep 23 (only) - Olive Tree Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree Dec 22 (only) - Beech Tree TREES (in alphabetical order) Apple Tree (Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, many talents, loves children, needs affectionate partner. Ash Tree (Ambition) -- extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable, restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart, demands attention, needs love and much emotional support. Beech Tree (Creative) -- has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.). Birch Tree (Inspiration) -- vivacious, attractive, elegant,friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere. Cedar Tree (Confidence) -- of rare strength, knows how to adapt, likes unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, often impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waits for the one true love, able to make quick decisions. Chestnut Tree (Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive, well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit. Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content, optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain knowledge, needs to be needed. Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humour, practical. Fig Tree (Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, sexually oriented, great sense of humour, has artistic talent and great intelligence. Fir tree (Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress well, loves anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them, hard to trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes idleness and laziness after long demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented, unselfish, many friends, very reliable. Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humour, very demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness. Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious. Lime Tree (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones, hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough, but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use them, great leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal. Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress. Oak Tree (Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action. Olive Tree (Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people. Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low self esteem, needs affection and reassurance. Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented, not very self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously. Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive. Walnut Tree (Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise. Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves family life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh

schlechtes Selbstbewusstsein 100 % und das alles nur wegen den beschissenen Männers die ich bisher in meinem Leben getroffen habe! Muss ich wohl doch noch n "Halloooooo-Selbstbewusstsein-Kurs" bei Stef belegen ... :plemplem:

N Gintonic Kannsu auch kriegen ja! Kennt ihr das wenn ihr euren Joghurtdeckel voller Vorfreude öffnet und es dann "plopp" macht und euch der halbe Joghurt im Gesicht hängt??? Jaa???? Das is mir nämlich grad wiedermalk passiert....grrrr :grr:

Danke Rike aber zum Mann brauchst du mich ja nich gleich zu machen... (

wohin denn? :haeh: In die neue Kategorie: "scheisse aussehende Rollerfahrerinnen die versuchen ihr Doppelkinn zu verstecken"....??

Schrieb? Achsooo ich denke du meinst das was ich jetzt denke....joa Antwort bekommen, ziemlich unverschämte, ich leide still vor mich hin, so is das Leben hart und gemein.....hmmmm.... Edith meint sie erzählt dir mal ausführlich nach 3 Liter Xuxu wenn wir uns mal wiedersehen.... :wasntme: Ins betrunkene Rollerfahrerinnen natürlich...da wos hingehört...

Das is hier schon wieder völlig falsch untergebracht...ich verschieb das mal ins richtige Topic... :wasntme:

Das Kind natürlich! Aber halt nur geliehen versteht sich...

SCHANEEEEEEESCHIEBAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! :love: :love: :love: :love: haben wollen!

Riiiiiiiiiiike! *wildwink* Mein Gott ein Zeichen aus der Aussenwelt! Hier is ja auch mal wieder nur "schnarch" angesagt...wo sind die guten Zeiten von früher hin als der F+S noch flame und vor allem recht sinnfrei war....???!

Jöööööööööööj! Das wär natürlich supi! Wie , wo ,wann gayts los???? INFOOOOOOS! Sag mal kennst du den Niveau Soft?

Also BERUFSsoldaten sind hier wahrscheinlich die Wenigsten, das bedeutet nämlich soviel wie Beamter auf Lebenszeit und das wird man nur noch sehr schwierig... und ja den Rest hast du dir irgendwie selber versaut.....hab da keine grosse Lust dir noch drauf zu antworten!

Moin! Na bei euch auch schon wieder schickes Regenwetter am Start?

Wie wars denn???